The Seed

Sitting in his garden waiting for something to grow
These plants they're taking so long, they're going so fucking slow
Then he takes some hits of acid
Maybe three or four or 5
Then he looks back at the plants
And they start to come alive
Then he plays a little tune
And together we did jive
Oooioh oh oh, oh oh oh oh
The plants are taking off
There spreading super fast
The tricombs were big
They looked like mushrooms of glass
Then a giant green fan leaf
knocked him on his ass
He made a run for the door
But there's no way he could pass
buds the size of basketballs
Started filling up the air
Then his plant grew a face
And she started to stare
And with a branch she reached behind him
And pulled him up a chair
Said listen closely dude
I have something to share
"Once my roots hit the core
No one will survive,
So play that fucking tune
I want to have, one last jive"
Then he grabbed his sword from the floor
And did what he had to do
He tried to slice her into pieces
But his sword got stuck like glue
Oh shit the worlds going to end
He already knew
Ooooh oh oh oh
So he took a match, lit it up
And threw it to the ground
Started the plant ablaze
and burnt his whole place down
Then he woke up with a fright
From that crazy dream, he just had
Walked to his garden
And felt a little sad
Sat down on the couch
and looked at his plants
Then he felt a little something,
in the pockets of his pants
It was a giant seed,
That he knew he had to plant

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