The Spanish Inquisition

As most days go, this seems pretty good

Doesn't take much to affect my mood

Just a simple greeting like “Have a good day”

As I show up at the office in the nude

The reaction of coworkers sure tickles my fancy

With my dangly bits dancing around

They try not to stare but it's kind of impossible

As my studly maleness astounds

When I settle down on my black leather chair

I let out a childlike whimper

My super warm flesh on the this super cold leather

Makes me scream out the name of my vicar

The ladies gather round never ever having seen

An eighty year old dangly his bits

I start twisting and turning like a beautiful ballerina

Slapping a giddy-up on my hips

Well as it goes today's not necessarily the best

Got rid of some of my inhibitions

Till the security dudes burst into the office

Felt like the Spanish Inquisition