ALICE IN WONDERLAND
Growing Up
hearing
from
Alice
about her
adventures
in a wonderland
I always wondered
what the
Hell
was really
going
on
I saw the G rated
pictures
of her
magically
entering
a different
world
a different
dimension
and all
the odd
Characters
she came
across
such
as the
Madhatter
The Whole matter
though
seemed
stranged
to me
Then just
today
I came
across
a
Selfie
on Alice's
Iphone
and the
ugly truth
began to
unravel
The Girl
is smoking
Weed!
To my
further
suprise
after
confronting
Alice
with what
I knew
The Mad Hatter
it turns out
is
just
Snoop Dogg
who ironically
is her neighbor
The fact
is they
came
up with the
whole
story
of
Alice in Wonderland
after
eating
a tray
of Double Chocolate
Brownies
laced
with
Sativa
Who would have guess?
Bitch...............................
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Greg I cant keep up with and how fast you write and how many poems
you come up with in day and with great quality to you sr are a great writer always kee it up
Greg Thank you! This took longer than normal. I wrote it in about 8 minutes! I usually write better just “ winging it”. I have never taken more than 30 minutes to write. I rarely edit unless I have typos. This is my dilemma in writing a novel. I know I need to do it but not sure if I have the patience
wow you can write poem that fast 8 mins not me it may take 30 mins or longer and I think when your ready to write book you will me to I like to write book to but
don't know what would write about short storys are good for me
One would think that.. Eat me drink me.. Love it.. Wasnt my fave read as a kid.. I would rather thrust through the back of a wardrobe.. Smiles (like a cheshire cat)
Thanks Pauline! Alice in Wonderland is a very dark story actually. Many believe Lewis Carrol was a pedophile and Alice was one of his victims. Very evil if u think about it. I wrote this to bring humor to Alice’s Character and to modernize the story
Hysterical!!! I still have a smile on my face.
You just ruined my childhood.
Thank you for ruining my childhood! (:
Your welcome Mai lol ?