`THE TWIT CLUB`!!

What happens if you get `scared half to death` twice?
Is it true that cannibals refuse to eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the worlds a stage! Where do the audience sit?
Isn`t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse wanting `pay back`?
If you refuse to pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?
If supermarkets are open 24/7 including holidays! Why do they have locks on the doors?
If someone with multiple personality disorder threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
Why is the meaning of life so hard to find when we have dictionaries?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
How do you know when you`ve run out of invisible ink?
G xx
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LOL! LOL!!......This is hysterical GEORGIE!!......every single line........I could just see kids asking those questions in a classroom scenario.......with the teacher pulling her hair out!! (lol).......LOVE this sweetie!!.....ALL STARS.......LOVE and ROCKETS!!......T xo
Glad you liked it Beasty!
Love G xx
Georgina love your poem I like what you said about about disney world is a people trap I will agree to that all funny
Hi Greg,
I`m glad you enjoyed my silly questions for my newly formed `THE TWIT CLUB` To become a member you have to come up with some clean but silly, funny questions or funny jokes and one liner`s for us to make us laugh and post them with that title `THE TWIT CLUB`. Cosmo doesn`t have a Joke section on here, so I`ve formed our own and we`ll just see how it grows from there! We can`t have anything rude though!
Look forward to reading your funny ones Greg.
Love G xx
Hello Sis Georgina...
Very funny!
Does the one I wrote fall into the club?
Thank you for sharing...
Hugs and Smiles!Â
sparrowsongÂ
Yes you are certainly the newest member of `THE TWIT CLUB` Sparrowsong, so get thinking about some more silly questions!!.....The sillier the better sweetie.
Love G xx
ok Georgina yes I will join your club I think something this should be fun
We`re all looking forward to reading your silly questions and one liner`s Greg.
Love G xx
Ok I just put one up
Well done sweetie.
Love G xx