The Ugly Beauty Queen

My Dear Brother Poet Tony,

The only drive that crossed my mind when I was dressed in that humiliating outfit, was that it was driving me crazy, and I couldn't wait to shuck the panties, and again feel some hard male underwear supporting my penis.  I don't know who I looked kissable to, because when I looked in the mirror, I thought any human being, male or female, would have told me to "kiss off".  I'm glad you are still smiling, but this time, the jokes on me!

Peace, Love and Rockets,

Larry xxx

My Dear Sweet Sparrowsong,

I expected some compassion from my dear friends on Cosmo, but it seems as if you are all reveling in my temporary metamorphosis.  I think you need to a "dress" the situation, "man" age the results better, "whine" in my behalf, and "deign" from making fun of me!  

Of course, I jest.  I loved your hilarious comment.

Hugs, Peace and Love,

Larry xxx 

My Dear Leah,

The only genes I want to change, are my  "Levi's" once a week.  I know women have a way of complimenting one another even when they don't believe it, like if they show up with an  ugly haircut, and their lady friends all say, "Oh, I love your new hairstyle".   But just remember, this is a man you're talking to now, who is well aware of how ugly he looked as a woman.

Of course, as with Sparrowsong, I'm just joking with you, and find your words quite funny.

Hugs, Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

My Dear Sweet Rose,

If you call fun experiencing one of the most embarrassing moments of my life, I guess you are right. At least you could see by the photograph, that I am all man, and a dress, lipstick, and phony boobs, could never convert me to a woman.  The only one that had fun was Linda, and all her able bodied assistants, who tried their best to make me a woman, but thank God, that just wasn't going to happen.  But I guess, if it made you laugh, it was well worth it.

Love you too,

Daddio xxx