" The Wanker,s Club !?" ( Adult18+)

" We are now official new members, Of the Wankers Club!
It is much more civilized, Than the local pub?
& most certainly does, Serve up much better grub !
Ya can drink ya drink in peace, Whilst having a rub 
There is no need for a tab or a sub !
We even have a V.I.P area & a hot tub !
Where more than shoulders here, Get rubbed ?
Their only criteria in the club is, To confess to being a wanker !
It matters not, If you own a fleet of tankers ?
Young or old , Rich or poor, City boy or banker!
As long as you admit , To being a monkey spanker!
& a right or left, Or double handed  thanker?
You need to confess , To choking ya chicken !!
You need to make it sound, So finger licking 
When our most important members, Are picking ?
Then fingers crossed, Around it nice n tight !
Wishing that you will be excepted, With all your mite !
Your wanking, Whether it,s day or night !
Hoping that you are doing it right !?
But , Before any wanking can begin !
Or, Before you find out, If you,ve got in ?
No circumcised men, Only a full foreskin 
& then, Your almost halfway in !
You will then take a vow, To never stop wanking !
Before your fellow wankers, Will allow you in ?
You have to swear an oath, That you know that it,s a sin !
Your own little cubicle, To wank away in !
Some K.Y jelly, Tissues & ya own bin !
& you are an offical true wanker, If ya get accepted in !?" x

Tracy Timothy xx