The Wife Swap

It was a wild idea - never wanted to do,
no one could ever be anything like you;
we were young, sometimes you do things,
and regret what some nonsense brings.

She was well endowed, larger than my usual,
although you wonder what's really normal,
she said, 'Have you tried this and also that,'
as I had the zig-zag smile of a bemused cat.

Then there was mindset, her different ideas,
out of comfort zone started giving you fears,
felt like saying: 'We don't do that sort of thing,
why did I agree to what this might bring?

So how was my other half really getting on?
Both of us couldn't wait to be where we belong.

Note: The ladies in the picture
          are Sophia Loren and Jayne Mansfield.