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The Worst Poem Ever 不不不

Gregs challenge

The Worst Poem Ever 不不不

Well I have been asked to do a challenge about the worst poem ever
So I shall try my very best to participate and endeavour
Whilst the title may not be that awe-inspiring
I need to find something funny and not undesiring
Let me think out loud what about the time
when Greg set a challenge for me to keep my rhyme
So I wrote a line and then I managed another
And I showed it to my sister who read it to our brother
Well they said it was boring, thought it lacked wit but I told both of them it wasnt finished so to hold on abit
I bumped into a woman who looked a trifle dishy tho when I was next to her I could smell something fishy..
Would you Adam and Eve it? It was her perfume as she strutted like a rooster all around the room
I had my worst poem ever in my hand, I ended up reading it to that lady tho that wasnt what Id planned
I was going to fold the piece of paper into a fan to waft away her fishiness well that was my plan
But that hoity toity madam snatched my poem from me
She said It is rubbish and I replied Yes I agree
Well I told her it wasnt meant to sound very clever
Coz that was my challenge of the worst poem ever不不不

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Greg Etsell

Thank you giving it try
See what it is you are also used to them do perfect poems Trying to do a bad poem is very hard

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Jill Tait

Yes haha mind u guess I tried too hard then Greg 不不不

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Jill Tait

Haha well I thought u didnt like so did a 2 nd attempt tho just a lilun 不不

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Katina Woodruff...

Well done, Jill!
Is this the worst poem you could come up with :) I don't think you'er going to win the contest. Your poetic voice continues to shine, even when you think it's bad, it's still good as ever!

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I bumped into a woman who looked a trifle dishy tho when I was next to her I could smell something fishy..

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Jill Tait

Haha ay I cant shake off my rhyming 不不不

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Marion Price

Hey Jill...don't listen to the comments above...it's rubbish honestly...the worst IV ever read...utter crap lol...a pile of rubbishy words all joined together in poemy form...lol oh lol..WELL DONE!! 不不

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Jill Tait

Teeheee well isnt easy this worst poem ever malarkey 不不不

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