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The Worst Poem Ever ???

Greg’s challenge ???

The Worst Poem Ever ???

Well I have been asked to do a challenge about the worst poem ever 
So I shall try my very best to participate and endeavour
Whilst the title may not be that awe-inspiring
I need to find something funny and not undesiring
Let me think out loud what about the time 
when Greg set a challenge for me to keep my rhyme 
So I wrote a line and then I managed another
And I showed it to my sister who read it to our brother
Well they said it was boring, thought it lacked wit but I told both of them it wasn’t finished so to hold on abit
I bumped into a woman who looked a trifle dishy tho when I was next to her I could smell something fishy..
Would you ‘Adam and Eve it?’ It was her perfume as she strutted like a rooster all around the room
I had my worst poem ever in my hand, I ended up reading it to that lady tho that wasn’t what I’d planned
I was going to fold the piece of paper into a fan to waft away her fishiness well that was my plan
But that hoity toity madam snatched my poem from me
She said “It is rubbish and I replied “Yes I agree”
Well I told her it wasn’t meant to sound very clever
Coz that was my challenge of the worst poem ever???

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Greg Etsell

Thank you giving it try 
See what it is you are also used to them do perfect poems Trying to do a bad poem is very hard

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Jill Tait

Yes haha mind u guess I tried too hard then Greg ???

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Jill Tait

Haha well I thought u didn’t like so did a 2 nd attempt tho just a lilun ??

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Katina Woodruff...

Well done, Jill! 
Is this the worst poem you could come up with :) I don't think you'er going to win the contest. Your poetic voice continues to shine, even when you think it's bad, it's still good as ever! 

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I bumped into a woman who looked a trifle dishy tho when I was next to her I could smell something fishy..

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Jill Tait

Haha ay I can’t shake off my rhyming ???

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Marion

Hey Jill...don't listen to the comments above...it's rubbish honestly...the worst IV ever read...utter crap lol...a pile of rubbishy words all joined together in poemy form...lol oh lol..WELL DONE!! ???

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Jill Tait

Teeheee well isnt easy this worst poem ever malarkey ???

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