Thee Apple Hove Bing an Herbivore...

Sans maintaining a strict carb on diet
(for Peat Sake) iz like really coal
man, cuz carnivores consume meat,
which genetically modified organisms

engender incredible non edible size foal,
these agribusiness farmed animals shot up
with synthetic hormones
spurring heightened development

accidentally, inadvertently, and unleashing
King Kong monstrous outrageous gnoll,
whereat each footfall taken
by scary creature resembling

a humanoid hyena
results in said frankenfood digging,
one after another humungous hole
resulting in dirt pile

cresting, kickstarting, and
rivaling a mini
spring mount tin knoll
necessitating massive

manhunt to cap cha
lurching, pounding, and thudding
beast whereat entire
motley crue all harkened

from places named Lowell,
nonetheless heil lee calf full
to arm themselves with more'n one
tranquilized tipped pole

anachronistic cautionary expedition generating
masterfully baiting monster
with immense gritty buttered roll,
whose gargantuan ramp

aging spree across
world wide web
found endangered population
tuff lee from their

picturesque enclave i.e. Floss
on the Mill as zee unbridled
quasi jabberwocky took a selfie gloss
silly attired (trumpeting

"FAKE" ska don face mask)
likening pulling up moss
as coiffed "hair...hm..." all the while
gabbling, instagramming,

snapchatting, and toss
sing fearsome Frankenstein
with especial bent toward
those sharing surname Voss

in tandem to flagrant
disregard to paradigm
housing hefty prime
statutes of grammatically

correct syntactical rhetoric, plus rhyme
ming showcasing a novel
discovered talent to enrich pantheon
until the end of time.

since times of auld
where linkedin note able people
(some long haired others bald)
plaintively, suddenly, and called

urgently to be importantly installed
to brainstorm figuring a solution
to vanquish, nightmarish,
and hellish abominable madness!