" There Are, Some Stupid Fuckers !?" x

" Some people are just, So fucking stupid !
They think that love is fired from a bow
From an elf or fairy called cupid ?
They think , That babies are brought by a stork ?
They say that apple sauce, Goes with pork ?
Or do not run, Before you can walk ??
If things are the opporsite from the other 
They say that it is cheese & chalk ?
They say, Throw the baby out with the bath water !?
I hope that someone, Bloody caught her ?
They say , That wine can be made from water ?!
I wont be teaching that, To my daughter !!
They say, That mint sauce goes with lamb !?
I dont know how stupid, They think that i am !?
They put batter over mars bars & deep fry spam  !?
They say. That if you open something up !
Bloody worms come out of a can ?..........
They say , That some boys never become a man !?
They say, That is what happened to me nan !
Or no idea from where, That unfortunate rumor began ?
I will work it all out along my way 
& just take it all, Day by day 
Well that is my future plan 
Or i can always ask me favorite auntie Pam !
& if she cannot answer all my questions ?
She will definitely know someone that can !?
So that i do not end up being, Another stupid man !
Over her dead body, Reckons me auntie Pam !"
 

Tracy Timothy xx