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THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY !?X

THERE MUST BE A BETTER WAY !?X

WHY CANT US CAT,S
HAVE BLOODY BABY WIPES?
I,M SICK OF LICKING
MY BABIE,S ARSE CLEAN!
THE DIRTY LITTLE MITE!
TAKES AGES TO GETĀ 
RID OF THE TASTE!
WHEN THERE,S NO OTHER WAY
OF GETTING RID OF HIS WASTE!
I THINK I,LL JUST HAVE THE ONE!
COS, I AINT LICKINGĀ 
ANOTHER ONE,S BUM!
WITH EVERY BLOODY LICK
I THINK I,M GONNA BE SICK!
I MUCH PREFER A WEE!
COS THEN THERE,SĀ 
ONLY THE DRIBBLEE !?X

Tracy Timothy xx
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AUTHOR WILLIAMS...

Tracy Timothy

Amusing write, Enjoyed, thanks for sharing

Regards & Love

WILLIAMSJI MAVELI

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Tracy Timothy

you very welcome !thank you so much willie x much appreciated

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