There's No 'E' in Xciting!

Mundane me
Nothing here to see
Being this boring is so easy

Monotone logue
Is all I have
I certainly don't have
The gift of the gab

I have no Xciting story to share
Even if I told you
You wouldn't care

By the time I had anything
Interesting to say
It would already be the following day

My routine basically
Consists of this
My ignorance
Is total bliss!