They Just Choke On Their Artichokes

Just about to launch a new career

Or maybe I should call it a hobby

Dani Spies has certainly caught my attention

With her mouth watering recipes

And easy step-by-step videos to help us along

I'm drooling all over the keyboard as I type

I'm always game to try something new

And of course the payoff at the end is the ultimate reward

Now I hear some of you saying...

“Are you nutso!!! Aren't you kinda old

To be firing off in a new direction?”

My answer to that is, “I ain't dead am I?

I'm always ready for a new challenge!”

And boy, what a rewarding hobby... yum, yum!!!

I'll keep you posted as to how much weight I gain

(ie. One of the annoying side effects!)

Wish me luck all you nice people!

Next thing you'll know I'll have a show on PBS entitled

“Old Chefs Never Die

They Just Choke On Their Artichokes”