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THINK..NICE THOUGHT,S !?X

THINK..NICE THOUGHT,S !?X

WERE A COUPLE OF CLOWN,S !
NOTHING USUALLY GETS US DOWN!
BUT TODAY. I NEED TO BE STRONG!
BECAUSE SOMETHING IS VERY WRONG!
SO WE TRY & THINK NICE THOUGHTS!
& HOLD MY LOVE TO MY CHEST!
LITTLE DOES HE KNOW!
THAT HE,S HAVING A PROSTATE TEST!
I TOLD HIM ,IT,S JUST A SMALL THING
BUT I FAILED TO TELL HIM!
YA GET A FINGER UP YA RING !
& I GUESS THAT HE,S IN SHOCK!
I DAREN,T EVEN BLOODY LOOK!
"  THERE,THERE THAT ONLY TOOK A MINUTE!"
" OOH LOVE, I DIDNT KNOW
THEY,D STICK THEIR FINGER IN IT!"
"I TRIED TO THINK NICE THOUGHTS!
WHILE THEY WERE DOING IT!"
BUT I,M A VIRGIN IN THAT DEPARTMENT!
THO.I QUITE ENJOYED IT!"
I THINK HE FOUND MY G SPOT
GOOD JOB I DIDNT SHIT !
BUT..I,VE CUM IN MY SHORTS
THATS HOW GOOD..WERE MY NICE THOUGHTS!!

Tracy Timothy xx
 

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