This Crazy NON RICH Caucasian Baby Boomer

Albeit cold shower with sudden zoo
ming onset of
brisk fallen temperatures
may not be amenable to you

dear reader, but after Matthew
sets to washing
creating substantial lather,
visited with healthy slew

of frothed shampooed hair do
(cuz - jest like
Spongebobsquarepants,
I like abundant suds),

which initial shock
of cold water jolts mine
body inducing "Whew"
to escape soaped over mouth

(here, lemme lean in
so yukon get a whiff)
this self proscribed
quasi (very diluted off the

Peco boo grid) deprivation
of hot H2O tolerance,
qua minimal self
elected survivalist

modus operandi value
bull electric kool aid acid test
undertaken in the
event devastating adversity

(mainly an electricity
power outage) doth render
livingsocial uncomfortably
cold to the bone and sinew,

where mind over matter decides
riches superfluous,
especially if parvenu,
when scads of back up

generators conk out
total unbelievable wreckage,
sans the overnight
natural germane Blitzkrieg

imposes savage apocalyptic
devastating hellacious milieu
(on account of a mega disaster
such as hurricane Michael), who

doth not indiscriminate
toward gentile or Jew
obliterating entire infra
structure super glue

equalizing economic disparity hew
wing fair playing field reducing
whether disposable wealth harkens
from "old" money, and/or nouveau

riche, this sudden
catastrophic event brew
till lee decrees indeterminate
penury, and trappings

of theoretical leisure class
bon voyage every stitch of cloth,
and other material goods
forcibly bade i.e. adieu.