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" This Is One Of Those Moments !?"

" This Is One Of Those Moments !?"

Santa..." Ere, Look at this my trusty reindeer!
At them two having it off in here 
I reckon that we should just disappear ?
 

Rudolph..." But, He,s already seen us, That is clear!
But, She aint yet noticed, That were here !
 

Santa..." Give him a sign, To do her from the rear!
& we may stop a while? Have no fear 
& come back later, When they have disappeared 
This is one of those moments, That i have feared ?
We will have to pop back, It probably be late ?
Ya lucky bastard, Give her one for me mate !!
& hope the rest of ya xmas , Is as bloody great!
Come now Rudolph, Before we dislodge a slate ?

Rudolph..." Are you kidding me Santa, This is fuck n great !
Who cares if our deliveries, Are a bit late 
Its the 1st time this year, That i,ve wanted to masturbate !!
I would say this is pure fate? .....Served up very nicely on a plate
& you can not go anywhere without me, Any way  Santa mate"

Tracy Timothy xx

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Tony Taylor

LOL!!... Hey girlfriend!!...... sometimes I forget how much you can make me laugh...... my apologies for not commenting more...... this was friggin' hysterical!!....... you're a blast TRACY!!........ALL STARS!!......thanx for making me laugh out loud my friend!!......hugs-n-high fives!!........T xo.  ?

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Tracy Timothy

Aw Tony..Your so sweet I,m guilty of not reading other peoples work & not commenting, To busy coming out with all this klap trap, Glad i made you LOL all that far away from here my dear friend, I am truly humbled by your comments as you too are a fine poet my darling xx  Respect

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Tracy Timothy

Hey Tony.. Just had to add two extra lines , if ya care to read it again ? Hope to have your opinion.. I felt there was a little MORE LOL XX

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Tony Taylor

Hey TRACY!!..... perfect ending my friend......thanx for the invite...... the addition was dead on funny stuff........ smiles......T xo.  ?

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Tracy Timothy

Hey Tony.. Thanks for your expert opinion sweet cheeks & approval xxx

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