This Poor Man's Pipe Dream

no..no...no...DONT GET CLOSE
cuz, yea...yea...
yea...I suppose
emailing would be

the safest lagniappe bet,
where nill expose
sure would moost
likely NOT infect thee,

though these really
quirky, phony (funny) germs
can be inhaled a
cross transmission wires

thru the nose
or data packets
bounced off satellites as
telecommunications

specialists knows
while (and/or) even if
all precautions taken
even extreme measures

such as cryogenics,
(where an individual
ideally after they die)
doth get froze,

nonetheless this communique
must be heeded,
cuz most effective,
and best assimilated

before one takes a doze
essentially (non fatal)
lottery mania flows
within my entire being

from head to
fungus infected toes
whar this old rattletrap
spews castles in the air

akin to a house of cards career
ring into scattered mess
(resembling 52 pickup),
thus unknown reader

dune hot dare
casinos, gambling halls,
horse racing, et cetera
lest ye contract

an immobilizing, yet fear
lee innocuous diagnosis,
asper in do sing glare
ring bug eyes,

plus affecting a hair
reed styled, and swiftly tailored
demeanor accompanied
with Scrooge (tiny lee)

intimating lurch
ching, and ogling
qua monopolistic greed
expending every last

red cent indeed
finding one
impoverishing themselves
at light speed!