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THIS..MUST BE HELL ??? X

THIS..MUST BE HELL ??? X

"WHAT THE HELL EVER HAPPENED ??
" TIL DEATH, DO US PART !?
I WAS PRAYING I WOULD DIE
TO GET AWAY FROM THE OLD FART!
I THOUGHT I,D GO TO HEAVEN ?
NOW I,M STUCK WITH THE OLD TART
& NOW, I,VE STILL GOT HER
IN MY EAR-OLE FUCK N 24/7!
I,D RATHER HAVE GONE DOWNSTAIRS!
NOT...HAVE NO BLOODY CARES!
I CANT BEAR, HER ICEY STARES
NOW I,VE MADE IT HERE UPSTAIRS!
HAVE I GOT HER, FOR ALL ETERNITY?
PLEASE SAY NO !! YOUR HEAVENLEY  MAJESTY!!
AT LEAST, SHE CANT FUCK N KILL ME ?
SHE WILL, STILL BE RINGING
THAT BASTARD INFAMOUS BELL!
CAN I DIE TWICE ? I,D RATHER BE IN HELL!

Tracy Timothy xx

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