Three Limericks On Old Wives Tales Titled "Her Indoors"

Written as a “Twit Challenge” to Georgina

Give up yet Tootsie?

There was an old lady named Lynn

Whom every evening would grin

She’d say “Not tonight”

Then turn out the light

Much to her old husband’s chagrin!

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There once was a horny old man

Whose wife said “Catch me if you can”

He ran through the house

Never touching his spouse

And was sorry the whole thing began!

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There once was an old man named Pete

Whose wife said “Tonight you’ll get meat”

He fantasized all day

About his roll in the hay

Til he saw the lamb chops sitting by his dinner seat!