Thunderous Applause

This site is da bomb, my haven so to speak

It's where I go to mellow out

Away from the ugly news of the day

That we constantly hear about

Without this site, my life would be boring

I'd walk around mumbling away

Oblivious to the big old world passing by

Whatta great way to start the day

So many great people call Cosmo their home

Scattered throughout this big planet

Personalities as varied as the fish in the ocean

So many, they run the damn gamut

From witty, to clever, intellectual or romantic

We all call it home sweet home

A retreat, a getaway from all of life's hassles

A place to let our true hearts roam

So let's hear some of that thunderous applause

Because here's the inside scoop

All of us would probably fade into oblivion

Instead, we're just happy as poop