Time For My Pills

There may be a number of things

this old bird is lacking

but certainly, it ain't a giggle gene

actually was investigated by the FBI

for hoarding... not snorting you sillies

although once spent a day in confinement

for sucking in a small child

was released when the child recovered

but has lasting snot issues

never heard of it??? me too

felt bad so gave two years supplies

of wipies for the nosie!!!

sorry, now I'm being silly

looked into it apparently... NO CURE

there's always hope in this fast and ever

advancing world of ours

wasn't that long ago if you got a toothache

they killed you but tortured you first

there I go again... must leave

time for my pills else it's back in chains again!!!