Tinderella

Each swipe right brings a feeling of hope
Alone for so long just how do I cope
The next match is the one I feel it for sure
Another date fixed up my heart starts to soar
Then the date makes a pass I can never resist
It wasn't my fault I say, he got me pissed
My knickers fell off. It wasn't my fault
The morning comes another one bolts
Reality sets in I see what I did wrong
Respect isn't gained when you drop that thong
So I start again and promise myself
I'll be better this time it's no good for my health
To set up from the start with the hope of true love
If all else fails I still have my pug