Tinkle, Tinkle Little Star

I just remembered a funny story, it happened when I was a lad;
I was three or four years old then, and asked to shower with my Dad!
He said, “You can come in it with me, but no playing there at all”;
“For the bottom is very slippery, and I don’t want you to fall”!
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I got so very excited, for it was the first one I would take;
I wanted to be a good boy, and proud of me him make!
He started the shower flowing, then got the temperature just right;
We got in real close together, but I noticed a real strange sight!
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When I looked upon his wee-wee, I saw liquid running down;
I thought he was making pee-pee, and it was landing on the ground!
Wanting to be just like him, I took a nice long leak;
When he saw what I was doing, he yelled words I could not speak!
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His feet were moving wildly, to avoid my yellow stream;
He jumped out of the shower, and then I heard him scream!
“Larry, what are you doing, why’d you make a potty, shame on you”;
I answered, “Daddy, I saw you do it, so I thought that I would do it too”!
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                                   My Father’s flat feet
                                Showered with affection
                                     From his little boy