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TIT.. . WANK ! X

TIT.. . WANK ! X

You,ve got too many mouths to feed !?

Is that unlucky ? Or what !?

Too many times , Ya planted ya seed !

Should have tied it , In a knot !

Or something. On the end of it !?

Got too many mouths to feed !

Now  your really .. In the shit !?

Shoulda.. Just had

A wank on her tit,s !

& had a soapey tit wank !

Or.. Gone for a shit !?

Or .. Put a sock on it !?

To stop ya swimmers !

Reaching the egg !

If.. Ya do it again !!??

You.. May have to beg !?

All for putting it 

Near the wrong crease

When. Your sperm, got released !

UP....NOT DOWN !!

Or pregnant again !

Or.. In your own hand

   PREFERABLY !?

Or.. Hit the road !?

Sort out your own load !

Your not COMING !?

Near Me again  : ) x

Tracy Timothy xx

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Jason Lee

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Awesome Tracy, love it lol ;)

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BLOSSOM

Clever, brash write Tracy, hilarious:)

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