Tony's Cosmo Bachelor Party
It was a Literary
Free for all
As the Poets
drank in Mischief
To Celebrate
The soon to be
Demise
of Tony's
Bachelorhood
It was a
fabulous event
Nigel and Barry
brought
the ale,
Lorris Morris
was of course
in charge of getting
the Stripper and Porn
While Larry Made Russian Collusion
Shots
During the course
of the evening
Talks
and whispers
of Tattooing
Tony's Poem
"She's DRIPPING.."
upon his body
was a subject
that was seriously
entertained
but soon
forgotten
after a few
bong hits
and the snorting
of Larry's personal
stash of the "Big C"
A lot of poems
were written
that night
but everyone
was too messed
up to take ownership.........
At
some point
we do know
we went
to Oscar Dela Hoya's
house to steal
his tigers
and realized
we went to the
wrong fighter's
house
so we
took his
Tabby ( cat)
instead
(Nigel was
of course
happy with that)
The Morning
invited
our hangovers
With Bloody Mary's
to ease the pain
all in all
it was a success
as Tony
managed
to keep
all his body
parts..................
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Greg this has made me laugh so much. I hope the tabby is male cos otherwise Bella will go ballistic (she is of advancing years but still hard as nails, ask next doors Doberman) and if Larry can't get hold of his mate Charlie I think I know him too.
Brilliant Greg
Got the pics not the....B...h.....lol..
Thanks Lorris knew you would come through lol ?
WOWEE!! GREG!!......this is AWESOME my brother!!......I'm still laughing over here!!.......the part about choosing De La Hoya's house instead and winding up with the cat instead of the tigers is friggin' brilliant!!......the whole idea of getting the guys from Cosmo together is a good one too!!......Bachelor parties are notoriously notorious and this is one definitely lives up to the reputation!!......thanx so much for doing this G!!..I hope it didn't cost you too much!! (smiles)....those parties can get a little expensive!!......I think my brother is arranging my bachelor party (more smiles)......I'll keep you informed but I'm pretty sure it won't be anything like this one!! Lol!!.......anyway, thanx again for your awesomeness!!.......Kings to you bro!!......Peace n stuff!!........T xo
Thought you might like it lol
Dear Greg,
Again, as I just wrote on Cherie's, this is funnier than Hell, and has inspired me to write a take-off, which I will post on Friday.
One more time, thank you for the great inspiration.
Peace and Love,
Larry xxx