Poem -

TOO MANY EMPTY,S !?X

TOO MANY EMPTY,S !?X

WE ALL NEED FLUID,S TO SURVIVE
MILK IS ON THE MENU
FROM 0- MAYBE 5!
THEN YA GET A TASTE FOR FIZZ
FANTA, COLA LILT & SHANDY!
THEN YA GET AN AQUIRED TASTE FOR BEER!
IT MAKES YA FEEL ALL RANDY!
THEN YOU  DISCOVER THE TASTE FOR GIZZ!
I,M ON THE 3RD, I,M ALREADY HERE!
THE BEER FAD LASTS FOR YEAR,S & YEARS!
THEN YA DIE OF SCLEROSIS OF THE LIVER!
& IT ALL END,S IN TEARS!
I, WISH I,D NOT HAVE SAID CHEERS!
SO MANY BLOODY TIMES?
NOW MY END IS NEAR
NOW MY LIFE,S ON THE LINE!
SHOULD OF STUCK TO MILK
THEN I,D OF BEEN JUST FINE!?
& I WOULDN,T BE DEAD IN THIS BOX
LINED IN BLOODY PINK SILK!

Tracy Timothy xx

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