TOP DOG !?X

TWO YEARS ON THE TROT
I HAVE WON 1ST PRIZE!
FOR BEING AN UGLY FUCKER !
THAT AINT NO SURPRISE?
SOME WOULD FIND IT INSULTING
BUT, I THINK IT,S PUCKER
I,M THE DOGS BOLLOCKS, ME OLE MUCKERS!
I AM SO COCK-A-HOOT
& SO FUCK N UGLY , TO BOOT
I WONDER HOW I WILL SPEND MY PRIZE LOOT?
I,M TIRED OF DOG FOOD, I MIGHT TRY SOME FRUIT
& TREAT MYSELF TO A NICE TAILORED SUIT
I,LL NEVER WIN A BEAUTY PRIZE
SO 1ST PLACE FOR BEING UGLY
IS A VERY NICE SURPRISE
IT,S NOT AS IF I DONT DESERVE IT
THERE,S NO DENYING IT, DESPITE ALL THE LIES
& THERE,S NO FOOLING ANYONE 
THAT THIS IS ANY KIND OF DISGUISE
I MIGHT BE FUCK N UGLY
BUT I,VE STILL WON 1ST PRIZE
SO THANK YOU TO ALL
FOR YOUR VOTES FOR ME GUYS!
& THANKS TO WHO EVER 
DONATED THE NICE MEAT PIES
I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT 
BUT WITHOUT THE POXY FLIES
IT,S COS NO-ONE CAN RESIST
MY BEAUTIFUL BIG BROWN EYES

Tracy Timothy xx