Tragicomedy

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M"RS ..LOONEY TUNE !?X

M"RS ..LOONEY TUNE !?X

IF..YOUR LATE FATHER
KNEW THE THINGS
THAT I KNOW
ABOUT YOUR FIANCE
INTENDED FOR...

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STUPID CUPID !?X

STUPID CUPID !?X

NO-BODY...LOVES ME !!?
TODAY FOR SURE!?
NO VALENTINE MESSAGES!
ANY-WHERE NEAR MY DOOR...

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VALENTNE WHO?

VALENTNE WHO?

Why did I have to ask you to recognize this day?

A "Happy Valentines Day baby" wouldn't go astray...

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Poem -

Until Then

Until Then

(Yesterday)

I wished her to be mine

when I saw her first time;

I loved her the...

Poem -

No Nuts Allowed

Recently, I went to a circus in Times Square,
With a grand, gray trunk, an elephant was there....

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Valentines crazy sex night

Valentines crazy sex night

It's sex night
We have a new mattress
You lie on my head
To give me head
I...

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THE GOOD OLD DAYS

It is hard to write a poem
When you are not in any emotional pain
It is hard to write a poem...

Poem -

WEAKER..SEX !?X

WEAKER..SEX !?X

MEN DONT KNOW WHAT THEY WANT!?
IF.IT,S BACK TO FRONT.IN THEIR LIFE !?
THEY CAN,T MAKE THEIR...

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3RD TIME ..UNLUCKY !?X

3RD TIME ..UNLUCKY !?X

A FAMILY MEMBER OF MINE
COLLECTS WEDDING RING,S
LIKE THEIR GOING OUT OF FASH!?
YOUR...

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Never Wanted To Leave A...

A fire blaze people wondering why,
matches while being drunk,
tell my homeboys and homegirls...

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LAST WARNING GUY,S !?X

LAST WARNING GUY,S !?X

COME ON GUY,S!
PLAY THE GAME !
THIS GLOBAL WARMING
IS BECOMING INSANE!
STOP....

Poem -

Bye Bye Valentine...

Bye Bye Valentine...

Why do my relationships break up before this day?

I think I have a few ideas so let me have my...

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And they said romance was...

She said happy valentine’s day. He said yeah.

She said did you like my card. He said what oh yeah...

Poem -

Flower Shop Connection

 Flower Shop Connection

There was an old woman who owned a flower shop in a small village.

The woman had a unique heritage...

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Convenience...

Whenever I 'go' to 'WC',

considering what I 'need';

if washing, or for to 'pee',...

Poem -

To own a Tiger

To
own a tiger

would
be just so much fun.

To
own a tiger...

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LIFE isnt fair

The people Ive loved are the people who have left me,
Left me to battle this cruel world by myself...