Tragicomedy

Poem -

" WORTHY...MAN !?X"

"  WORTHY...MAN !?X"

NON---APPRECIATION !?
HAS..BEEN THE BAIN OF ,MY LIFE !?
WHICH..IS PROBABLY ..WHY !?
"...

Poem -

Elf Off

Elf Off

I'm a multi-tasker

Santa's a harsh master

cracking his whip at every elf

doing...

Poem -

YUMMY.!<3 NOT WORTHLESS !?X

YUMMY.!&lt;3 NOT WORTHLESS !?X

I WONT.. DEGRADE MYSELF ANYMORE !?
DONT BOTHER..KNOCKING AT MY DOOR !?
YOU..DONT GIVE A...

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Poem -

ON..THIS SHELF !?X ( WITH...

ON..THIS SHELF !?X ( WITH ELF !&quot;)

YA..SCORED AN OWN GOAL
YA .STUPID ARSE HOLE !?
FAR ..FROM PERFECT!?
I WAS..SO WORTH IT...

Poem -

A Poem Lost!

A Poem Lost!

So much thought and dedication,

A poem lost, my devastation,

This one will never take your...

Poem -

" T- WAS... NICE !?X...

&quot; T- WAS... NICE !?X&quot;

IF..YOU THINK ..YOU,VE
GOT ..A FRIEND !?
THEN..." FIND OUT !"
" THEY..DON,T " GIVE A...

Poem -

DON,T BE .SHY !?x

DON,T BE .SHY !?x

I,VE..SEEN MORE CHARM!?

IN..A BABY.S ARM !?

GOT..GOOD TELEPHONE MANNER!?

&...

Poem -

DIRTY.... LIL" RAT!?x

DIRTY.... LIL&quot; RAT!?x

THE WAY ..I AM TREATED!?
IS.. REALLY APPALLING !?
NO LOVE..RESPECT OR APATHY!?
NOTHING...

Poem -

Nearest & Dearest !?X

Nearest &amp; Dearest !?X

Next time ya want a favour ! Do one
How .dare yout talk
To me like that! I,m your bloody Mum...

Poem -

A MOMENT..ON THE LIP.S!?x

A MOMENT..ON THE LIP.S!?x

A MOMENT ON THE LIP.S
IS..A LIFE -TIME
ON THE HIP.S !?
SAVOUR..THE FLAVOUR!?
...

Poem -

Somebody Out There Cares ??

Somebody Out There Cares ??

Searching and striving
A better life I seek
Exhausting and tiring
I work six days a...

Poem -

MEAN..MEN !!??x

MEAN..MEN !!??x

NO-ONE.. CAN IMAGINE !
WHAT,S GONE ON IN MY LIFE !?
NEEDLESS..TO SAY !?
NOT..ONE PRICK...

Poem -

MAN,S ..BEST FRIEND!?x

MAN,S ..BEST FRIEND!?x

SO..I AM AT THE BOTTOM!?
OF YOUR VERY LONG LIST!?x
EVEN.THE DOG .COMES 1 ST!?
I,M...

Poem -

Movies

Why can’t life be like the movies?

Where everything’s sad, then good and groovy

Why can’t...

Poem -

BOTTOX..ITCH !?x

BOTTOX..ITCH !?x

GIVE ME ..SOME BOTTOX !?
I,LL BE GOOD AS NEW !?
FUCK OFF !? FUCKING WRINKLES !?
I,M...

Poem -

No Mannequin X!?

No Mannequin X!?

What..The hell do you think I am !?

A life sized..Fucking Mannequin !?X

Whats ..Your...

Poem -

Good Bones!?X

Good Bones!?X

There..Not a bad bone
In this body of mine !?
There,s Love & goodness!?
Down to my...