Tragicomedy

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POOR HUMPTY !?x

POOR HUMPTY !?x

HUMPTY DUMPTY
SAT..ON THE WALL
SOME BUGGER
MISTOOK HIM
FOR AN ORDINARY EGG !?...

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JAVA JUNKIES

I don't think anyone recalls when it started
Everyone just seemed to join in the parade
To...

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Quiet..As A Mouse !

Quiet..As A Mouse !

You..Used to worry ,If you,d upset Me !?

My feelings,..You used to consider !?

But..My...

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NO-LADY ( FLU!) X

NO-LADY ( FLU!) X

I,M SICK OF HAVING THIS COLD !?
IT,S WELL & TRULY MOVED IN !?
INVVADING ME ..FROM WITHIN...

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BEDROOM TAX ( PART 3 )...

BEDROOM TAX ( PART 3 ) CONTINUED RENT ARREARS ??!!

IM ...ONLY IN ARREARS YOU FOOL,S !
COS..YOU LOT CHANGED THE FUCK"N RULES !?
I...AINT DONE...

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Ghosts

Ghosts

I am an Indian

You are a Russian

Our ghosts are the same...

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Fake

Fake

Annoying loud mouth

wanna give them a clout

self-praising git

gets on my tits...

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Tongued

Tongued

Need a tongue massage

but only always get lashed

and not in right place

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Instead of heaven

Instead of heaven

The loneliness of
a birdcall from a birdcage
over the top of my head,
Neanderthal I...

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Coffee

Coffee

c crap

o orrible

f foul aroma

f follows me

e existing

e everywhere

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IF YOU MARRY A MONTANA GIRL...

IF YOU MARRY A MONTANA GIRL ...

Three friends married women from different parts of the country around the same time.

The first man...

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The iggledee oggledee snitch

The iggledee oggledee snitch

Figgledee foggledee fish for tea
Across the oceans and under the sea
Did dress his prawns...

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Blind or Kind ? x

Blind or Kind ? x

People must be blind !

When they say " I aint aged !"?

They must be being kind !?

...

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My Wish List !

My Wish List !

Where is my Prince ?

I,m tired of eating mince !

I wanna be Queen !?

& eat fine...

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Lifesaver

Lifesaver

A small sticky thing is in my pocket ready for the next fling,

It can be colored flavoured even...

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Another 7 Years

Cognizant of the alchemist
remedies of Mercury
explode on the scene

dignifying the...

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Halloween

The witches swoop around all night,
Giving everyone below a fright
Upon their broomsticks in...