Johnny McDougall was a mighty fine Scot With his tartan kilt he was very easy to spot...
Isolation spent wisely Artistic acrylic bliss Streaming technology Making use of...
I'm free at last the chicken thought To cross the road without getting caught No questions...
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FALSE WIND (Part l)
FALSE WIND HAS BLOWN THROUGH BLOWN GREEN LEAVES AWAY YET...
"The boy that's been trying to get with me; he's about to get his initiation ...Yeah babe...
And suddenly! Rights "deserved" transfigure back into privileges Whether they like it or not...
If I have write-it-off days where I get nothing done as per my to-do list Does that...
If one fails a math's test Just study harder and resit the exam But failing at love...
And I know you’re crazy too. You’re the only one who comes near right here in this dimly-lit room,...
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I have a deficiency It dwells in the gap Let's call him Apathy He likes to take a nap...
not many have died Especially If you Compare it To the amount Of...
There once was two potatoes called Mash and boiled, They met in the field and loved shaking off...
Sometimes I truly Want To slap A Millennial But I stop ...
Spare a thought for the humble spud The life of which isn't very good Served with gravy the...
At night my life's love,creates tears in my eyes They fall,just as soon as she climbs into bed,...