Tragicomedy

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HELEN CAMPBELL AND JOHNNY...


Johnny McDougall was a mighty fine Scot
With his tartan kilt he was very easy to spot...

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Terrapin

Terrapin

Isolation spent wisely
Artistic acrylic bliss
Streaming technology
Making use of...

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WHY CHICKEN AND ZEBRA...

I'm free at last the chicken thought
To cross the road without getting caught
No questions...

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Corona Virus

In nine months
we'll probably see
many people
with a bigger family tree

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FALSE WIND (Part l)

FALSE WIND (Part l)

FALSE WIND (Part l)

FALSE WIND
HAS BLOWN THROUGH
BLOWN GREEN LEAVES AWAY
YET...

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Neo-Moralism

The "ethical" girl on the bus

"The boy that's been trying to get with me;
he's about to get his initiation
...Yeah babe...

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Goodbye to Vulture Culture

And suddenly!
Rights "deserved" transfigure back into privileges
Whether they like it or not...

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Different

If I have write-it-off days
where I get nothing done
as per my to-do list
Does that...

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Meanwhile in the love...

If one fails a math's test
Just study harder and resit the exam

But failing at love...

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Arkham alumna…

Arkham alumna…

And I know you’re crazy too. You’re the only one who comes near
right here in this dimly-lit room,...

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Coronavirus microbe (COVID-19)

Coronavirus microbe (COVID-19)

(alternately titled: yours truly doth mutter
asthma bowled dug gutter
pin yon hated chap...

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A Nasty Companion

I have a deficiency
It dwells in the gap
Let's call him Apathy
He likes to take a nap...

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Panic Buying

Panic Buying

not many
have died
Especially
If you
Compare it
To the amount
Of...

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Mr & Mrs Chip!

Just a bit of fun ???

Mr & Mrs Chip!

There once was two potatoes called Mash and boiled,
They met in the field and loved shaking off...

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Slapping A Millennial

Slapping A Millennial

Sometimes
I truly
Want
To slap
A Millennial
But
I stop
...

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POTATOES

Spare a thought for the humble spud
The life of which isn't very good
Served with gravy the...

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Night - time gifts

Night - time gifts

At night my life's love,creates tears in my eyes
They fall,just as soon as she climbs into bed,...