In the coop where all the chickens go cluck There is a story that will leave you horror struck...
It's in the fat
Not in the factual
It threatens a master's libation
There's a...
Studies were done before people actually researched...
Many probably still haven't...
I was...
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Foot's in the door
Light's been left on
Cupboards are half open
Tap dripping...
Fast forward at least two score Earth's orbitz round the sun approximately the year 2040...
As the days Keep time With My heartbeat, I run the stop signs In every...
“The souls lust are endlessly blown and spiraling in the winds of a violent storm…”
bruises on my...
Perhaps you are that rock created so heavy even God can't lift it
If you can't see God, try...
I don't sleep much these days so I send you text messages and emails till your inbox is full...
Social Media is the new Tambourine Man Luring the subject into its ...
Honey glased ham heels stripped raw stinging flesh abusive abrasive work boots...
“Those who possessed a thirst for violence are condemned to drown in a lake of boiling blood...”
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In America I think they are called a skillet A kitchen utensil for cooking a steak fillet...
“I fuel myself with tasteless people I can't satisfy...I flirt with any god who'd show me how to...
Looking for something in common
Scrambling for good conversation
Trying to build a sense...
Whoopsie! Another one bites the dust
It's like watching an Attenborough doco
The lion of...
Within mein hermitage now dwells one euphoric troglodyte who wept upon hearing unbelievable...