Tragicomedy

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CYRIL THE SQUIRREL ...

There he was climbing up that tree
Went up so fast and ever so speedily
All the residents...

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SURE AS EGGS

I did not want to go
Just so you know
Did you think for one moment
I did?

But...

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Who Are You

You are the mysterious creature that
lurks in the shadows of the night
Holding a list of...

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Dear Ann

Dear Ann

Dear Ann
you broke
My heart
Some
30 plus
Years ago

I don't love...

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STRETCH AND FLETCH

Stretch and Fletch were buddies and best mates
Both were born and raised in the United States...

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Love over war, unity over...

It’s the love that’s within that causes me pain
When I see people divided this way
My fellow...

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song dog sirens

based on true events

song dog sirens

they are a cacaphony,
a chorus of billigrent bitches pitching woo
ar poor junior, forgotten...

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Caviar

On a grey night in December,

I ate burnt toast like caviar,

My hands were as cold as my...

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Calamity Away from Home

I could have appendicitis, probably should do something about...

What to do
alone in a place not kin
Despite its kindred nature
letting you in

...

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In Lieu of A Confessional

In Lieu of A Confessional

i have been a man
riddled with neglect

a conviction of empty promises
hangs around...

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Ah... tis nothing greater...

malfunctioning heater on brisk winter day!

Ah... tis nothing greater than...

Thee particular date being
December twenty eighth,
two thousand nineteen, I saith
the...

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HEAD CHEFS AND WAITING STAFF

Get these meals out pronto and toot suite
Nothing worse than vegetables and cold meat
This...

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Out of sorts

Out of sorts

Many a dawn
I feel like I've woken up
with a skateboard stuck
to my pretty ugly head...

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Transient troubadour...

Transient troubadour traverses terrestrial terrain

'Course as a grim teller of tall tales,
(albeit poetic) reasonable rhyming
quasi roundelay I...

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Impeach!

Impeach!

Millions
upon
MILLIONS
has been
spent
On the
Tax payers money...

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Farewell Winter’s wrath

Farewell Winter’s wrath

Does anyone else yearn the sights of Spring, saying farewell to Winter’s wrath, no warmth does it bring,...

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Will I Turn?

A Wolf You Imagined

Will I Turn?

Light came through my window and holy it shone
I awoke from death dreams and was gone
...