Tragicomedy

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Dear Mr. English Teacher

*disclaimer: this isn't for the light-hearted*

Dear Mr. English teacher
Why are you so...

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DAILY BORN SUCKER

DAILY BORN SUCKER

It's said there's a sucker born everyday...

Take one, it's free...

​​​​​​It could possibly...

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Flu

Flu

Within me you reside,
Threw my noes you will fly,
My weapon is a napkin
And yours is...

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Hiring: Cyclist

Hiring: Cyclist

I'm ner to thid,

habing single vosion

It'a tricky

Almost walkes into a speeding...

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NATIONAL DEFICIT LEGAL SCAM!

NATIONAL DEFICIT LEGAL SCAM!

When we look to see all of the Government's assets...

Land, Jets, Homes, and everything else we own...

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Times They Are a Changin

Times They Are a Changin

Afghan Poppy Seeds
invading my mind
A Reversal of Me
a Reversal of You
Flash...

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Kitty cat

Kitty cat

Where have you been
my little kitty cat?
playin with the nabours
Doing devilish...

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HAPPY SHOPPING

HAPPY SHOPPING

Sparrowsong I was wondering if you could give me some advice?

I will try...

I need to get...

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Trumps Feeble, Limp, Rox......

Trumps Feeble, Limp, Rox... Zilch State Of Emergency

H.G. Wells..., ah...now there
without dark shadow of a doubt,
in my (myopic brown) eyes,...

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A Hearty Valent Sign

A Hearty Valent Sign

Ah what fair moan
laden fantasy lassitude looms
large if this
chaste ole buoy got...

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R.I.P. CUPID

R.I.P. CUPID

He came at me with his arrow again...

He told me he was going to get me this time...

I...

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THE BEAUTIFUL WORLD I CAN...

THE BEAUTIFUL WORLD I CAN CREATE

The World can be crazy that's alright by me...

Someone has someone that can relate...

They...

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Red~Rosa's Réverie...

Red~Rosa's Réverie...

Reality is. . . he doesn’t know me
each day, through my window, I sit here and
dream of my...

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Mine Mean Mien, Hence...

Mine Mean Mien, Hence Deserved Cross To Bare

Upon reflection of fatherhood,
onset of hands-on schooling
fraught with narcissism
a...

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Aloof Waft Ting Thru...

Aloof Waft Ting Thru Spiritus Mundi

While rummaging, mining,
and distilling me gray matter,
stoking mentality activates
...

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Snaggletooth The Snitch

Snaggletooth The Snitch

We (me and the missus)
live in a decent
accommodations low income
quite modest rent,...

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DO YOUR BEST TO IGNORE THE...

DO YOUR BEST TO IGNORE THE SIGNS

Who is He who speaks to the Locusts that know Him by His voice?

The Locusts can't be stopped from...