Tragicomedy

Be Pressed By A Dumbbell

Two fifteen pound
steely danse sing
wrought iron dumbbells...

(Aye apologize for straying way
outside thee usual canon -
a poetic souffle,
boot...

The binmen come on Wednesdays,
It's grey bin day tomorrow,
Do you think if I gave them my...

Little boy

Stop hiding in the flaxes
Learn the incantations
To protect you from the...

You and I have things in common...

We have bones that's hidden beneath our flesh...

We have...

This just...in...
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania
Highland Manor mission control...
I reed...

Electric Company:

To whom it may concern...

​​​​​​PAID IN FULL

I will no longer be...

Nearly two years gone and I am still here
The orange baboon, the puppeteer
I have very...

Some dude from
vinyl city revs engine
of his dirt bike to the max
blasting the air...

He walks in the shadows
in the midnight hour
Holding a white sheet
that bounds my name...

Dark shadows akin to edge of night
affected by massive infestation of
Drosophila melanogaster...

t his face belongs to me now
h ow nice to have a different smile
e motions of a lonely and...

Not a human creature stirred, nor seen
through out Highland Manor,
property carpeted in lush...

(alternately titled -
today's lesson iz
addressing categorical imperative)

Courtesy...

This misanthrope lived
most all his life alone,
yet upon awakening
this very early...

A little tongue in cheek poke at a subject close to the mother of every primary school child in the U.K....

Of "permanent" Sleep

Abbott, nothing beats the
immortal heavenly reincarnation
after...