Tragicomedy

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No broken chain

No broken chain

I love you with all my soul,
all my heart,
till death when our mortal bonds do part,
...

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The Lost Phone

The Lost Phone

Upon entering the uriniferous room, my eyes suffered burns so that I could not see
Though the room...

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Oh No Mister Bill! Not...

Oh No Mister Bill! Not Another Car Repair!

Aside from vehicular insurance, you
must be aware another
reason car ownership
finds...

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Wistful Woebegone Yesteryear

Wistful Woebegone Yesteryear

Perhaps like a lightning
bolt of clear out of the blue
rigor mortis (tenon and
three...

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Christmas Magic

Christmas Magic

Christmas Magic

It’s that time of year again, when everything is white,
Frost kissed trees,...

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Aha...At Last,..Bitta Bing...

Aha...At Last,..Bitta Bing Bitta Bang

The Figurative Nail Hit On The Hair Strand Size Head!

Though no physician,
this aging baby...

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A HUMAN ISN'T A TURTLE

A HUMAN ISN'T A TURTLE

Some old songs were considered flirty and sweet...

People complain about those...

We have...

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Spare A Thought

It's that time of year when you put up your Christmas tree and put a star on top for everyone to see. But...

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I WAS IN DREAMLAND

I WAS IN DREAMLAND

Sparrowsong did you feel the Earthquake yesterday?

No, when?

Early morning...

I don...

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Alzheimers

Alzheimers

One, two... who are you?

Three, four... been here before?

Five, six... what did I miss?...

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The Pickled Poet's...

Father Christmas lived on an isthmus
up by the Arctic sea.
On Christmas day he'd load up his...

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Burnout

Burnout

The sun refracts
Through my stainglass eyes
The door to my hollow soul
Forcibly...

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Clutched By Anxiety

Clutched By Anxiety

Unseen talon sharp claws...
dig deep into mine
psyche soft underbelly
piercing bedrock...

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JIM TURNS INTO KIM

JIM TURNS INTO KIM

Between Monday to Friday he was plain old Jim
However on Saturday Jim was transformed into Kim...

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HOW TO GET ELECTED

HOW TO GET ELECTED

Tell people what they want to hear...

Change your beliefs for a vote...

Come across as...

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THERE'S BOXING GLOVES...

THERE'S BOXING GLOVES ON THE SHELF

In our minds we replay memories over and over again...

We feel the hurts each and every time......

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This Dissembling Man...

This Dissembling Man...

Trod thru three
score orbitz with air
tight (hermetically sealed)
lid on his emotions...