Tragicomedy

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Untitled 6/17/11

i operate the weight machine
at the gym

i watch the veins
come out of my arms...

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Snoring Spouse Rocks...

Snoring Spouse Rocks Highland Manor

(not really, but just wanted
to get your attention.)

Thus "NOT FAKE," but
poetic...

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The Orphan and The Thief

The Orphan and The Thief

Remember this December the orphan child says to me, the flowers I give you are only yours to see, give up...

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GOOD ECONOMY = NO CREDIT

GOOD ECONOMY = NO CREDIT

21% of credit card applications have been denied to new applicants...

The reason they give is the...

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EVERYTHING MUST GO!

EVERYTHING MUST GO!

WDOK Radio Station has removed the 1949 Christmas Classic Song Baby It's Cold Outside from their playlist...

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Oblivious To Reality

Oblivious To Reality

One major advantage
since receiving
social security
disability ah...dunno,

...

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PUT A SPELL ON YOU

PUT A SPELL ON YOU

I'm going to put a spell on you
It's the kind of thing that us witches do
I think I will...

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ARE THEY FIGHTING US WITH...

ARE THEY FIGHTING US WITH OUR OWN MONEY?

The war has been going on for over 17 years...

Their messages have been loud and clear...

...

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Unnecessary Removal Of...

Unnecessary Removal Of Adenoids

Back in day (of ma
mum, and perhaps
since time immemorial)
utterances of physicians...

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CERTAIN IN UNCERTAIN TIMES

CERTAIN IN UNCERTAIN TIMES

Here's my most difficult and challenging of rhymes
To write about what's certain in uncertain times...

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THE MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

THE MOUSE IN MY HOUSE

Oh my goodness I nearly cried
I have never been so terrified
Going about his business on the...

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BURNT TOAST (HANGOVER FROM...

BURNT TOAST (HANGOVER FROM HELL)

Too much alcohol from the night before
My head is still spinning that's for sure
I looked...

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SPCA WITNESS PROTECTION...

(A Special Request from Greg Tucker)

Help me!

People are trying to get me and do...

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Neurological Tinder Box...

Neurological Tinder Box Doth Hotly Kindle

(okay, yukon axe me whatsapp pinning,
though beep pre spired, cuz mess sigh key
threads...

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Deaths Forbidden Dance

Deaths Forbidden Dance

The clock chimes midnight upon
this witches hour
As darkness starts to fall upon
this...

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No Stopping The Carousel Of...

No Stopping The Carousel Of Time!

The inescapable reality
consigning one at birth
automatically includes no breath
...

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Me vs Me

Me vs Me

I turn around,
Scream!
The malicious smile on it's face,
It broke the vase,
...