Tragicomedy

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Inspection Time 2018!

Inspection Time 2018!

Dum...dum...dum...dum...DUH -
anxiety shot thru stratosphere upon
good news notification...

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Spiritedly Distilling...

Spiritedly Distilling Social Graces

Puberty set off affright
seeding decades long
terrestrial space flight
freighted...

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Embrace The Youth?

Embrace The Youth?

How can one embrace a society of youth
It's a liquid poison spilling no truth
Transmitted...

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Stephanie Dodds

Stephanie Dodds

My never ending
search for whatever
this psychologically gout
riddled rhyme stir to...

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Come On Eileen

Come On Eileen

I was hungry like the wolf
But Eileen never came,
Probably only myself that's to blame....

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Me = "FAKE"...

Me = "FAKE"collection Agents Provocateurs

My checking account
currently barred and devoid of zest
experiences historical drought,...

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BLACK SOUL...

BLACK SOUL...

B aby’s got a black soul, a bloody sole
L atch on to your life-line, your love-life
A rch my...

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Time And Tide Wait For No Man

Time And Tide Wait For No Man

Or Woman, Or Child, Or...

The following elucidated
conjecture actually can
(reed best...

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There's A Pedophile In...

There's A Pedophile In The House...

(ah...ah...ah...ham eye white...???)

OMG,... and he looks...
SAY WHAT??? just like me...

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The Amsterdam Lights sequel

 The Amsterdam Lights sequel

After leaving the red light district, tail between my legs
not quite the Impact I'd thought I would...

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Approbation Deeded...

Approbation Deeded Gratuitously Just Because...

(this endeavor more self directed to progeny,
whose psyche wounded, strafed, and nicked.)

...

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OLD IS GOLD

OLD IS GOLD

Old is gold is a Czech saying which is very true
Although it's also nice to have something new...

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Within My Quasi Immediate...

Within My Quasi Immediate Environs

An unexpected burst of energy
helped fashion a second poem he
ving up from deep within the...

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The Red lights Of Amsterdam

The Red lights Of Amsterdam
A Fool, the one who travelled to Amsterdam's red light district thinking to show all the girls what he was all...
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McDonald's McPoem

McDonald's McPoem

We all have
done it
maybe
some more
than others

Whipping up
a...

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Remember...Remain Calm,...

Remember...Remain Calm, Collected, And Cool...

Matthew Scott Harris...ARG

This, a near imp
possible mantra to apply
when this 2009...

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Emotional Reparations To...

Emotional Reparations To Eden Liat

(Aborted attempt to mend fences, -
which version overly pedantic for
her minimal leisure/down...