Tragicomedy

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Equilibrium

Equilibrium

You are my lightening
I am your thunder,
One minute we're up
Then we are going under...

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VOICEMAIL TO HIS BOSS

VOICEMAIL TO HIS BOSS

So you've had a bad day?

He was late for work...

Got the voicemail...

The reason...

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DONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS I...

DONALD TRUMP – RE: DUCKS I GOOSE

Axe the old Don, a trump peter n piper
of incredulous hellish crud - be gone
ha air brushed...

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sayonara mother thirteen...

sayonara mother thirteen years ago back in time

the bittersweet silent story of my life age
fifty and nine automatically rebroadcast
in...

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A Worse Fate Then Death

A Worse Fate Then Death

(when living nightmare pierced real time
thus engendering the following rhyme)

adrenaline...

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irritable bowel syndrome...

irritable bowel syndrome exacerbated courtesy of prunes

lower abdominal area gurgles and balloons
gastrointestinal tract
vis a vis flatulence croons...

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Alone in abstract ---- ...

Voice inside the choirs inquisition
tracing peeling white flamed paper
failing around threat...

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Through the Ghost

Why must you hide in the
shadow of darkness
It seems that you are hiding
something...

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I'm drunk again

Another hard days graft at work.

So I thought I deserved.

To go to the pub for a bit....

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Muppet

Muppet

For some...
I may be a fool,
Specifically a foolish person.
A Muppet.
But did...

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SHOE STORE WINDOW

SHOE STORE WINDOW

Have you heard this story before?

I heard it for the first time, today...

A little boy was...

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LITTLE HOMESICK SOMETIMES

LITTLE HOMESICK SOMETIMES

You know I have seen...

You said whoever sees your face will be saved and never die...

It...

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desperate call for a witch...

desperate call for a witch doctor 

haint gonna mock ridiculous science
asper to be bled
dark practices to leech out mailer...

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medical emergency - spouse...

medical emergency - spouse got clean destine bug! 

fast as a blitzen comet,
this dashing prancer
contra dancer
(i.e. Rudolph nary hoof)...

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RIGHT ON TIME

RIGHT ON TIME

There will be no more testing...

​​​​​​North Korea's Nuclear Weapons are complete and in fine...

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VERY THANKFUL FOR YOUR BUTT!

VERY THANKFUL FOR YOUR BUTT!

Sparrowsong what is that?

I'm making a soap creation...

​​Have fun with that...

I...

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Why?

Why is the sky blue?
Why is the grass green?
Why do the stars flicker and what do they mean...