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TRICKY BASTARD!!!

TRICKY BASTARD!!!

a limerick for Lorna

A talented poet called Caizley
Who chooses her beaux much too hastily
Went out with this chimp
{Lorna, he's the realΒ Wimp!}
But she won't call him "Bastard"...
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Lorna

Haha, brilliantly done, and thanks ?

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Lorna

posted one for you's

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The Bee

Well done Jason and Lorna, IΒ have been following the exploits of the "Tricky Bastard", enjoying both versions. Thank you both for the fun :-)

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Jason Brown

If you're enjoying it...join in! Write your own version.

J ;)

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Lorna

Glad you have been entertained bee x

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The Bee

Just posted my version :-)

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Larry Ran

My Dear Friend Jason,

I'm sending you two comments this morning, and I have to apologize for their tardiness. Β They got mixed up with your novels, and I just found them this morning.

One night a great poet named Caizley

Went out with a man dressed in paisley

It took her not long

To see he was all wrong

And she got the hell out of there hastily

Peace and Love,

Larry xxx

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Jason Brown

Alas Larry,

I believe our Ms. Caizley, like all true poets, leads too much with her heart to be quite so prudent in love.

But then...that's just me surmising; you'd have to ask the Lady herself for the inside scoop!!

your friend & fan,

J ;)

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