TRICKY BASTARD!!!

a limerick for Lorna
A talented poet called Caizley
Who chooses her beaux much too hastily
Went out with this chimp
{Lorna, he's the realΒ Wimp!}
But she won't call him "Bastard"...
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Amazingly!!

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Comments
Catchy stuff J. Very well penned!
Haha, brilliantly done, and thanks ?
My pleasure! ?
J xxx
posted one for you's
Well done Jason and Lorna, IΒ have been following the exploits of the "Tricky Bastard", enjoying both versions. Thank you both for the fun :-)
If you're enjoying it...join in! Write your own version.
J ;)
Glad you have been entertained bee x
Just posted my version :-)
My Dear Friend Jason,
I'm sending you two comments this morning, and I have to apologize for their tardiness. Β They got mixed up with your novels, and I just found them this morning.
One night a great poet named Caizley
Went out with a man dressed in paisley
It took her not long
To see he was all wrong
And she got the hell out of there hastily
Peace and Love,
Larry xxx
Alas Larry,
I believe our Ms. Caizley, like all true poets, leads too much with her heart to be quite so prudent in love.
But then...that's just me surmising; you'd have to ask the Lady herself for the inside scoop!!
your friend & fan,
J ;)