The True North Strong And Frigid

With glowing hearts we see thee rise
The true north strong and frigid
Have heard our anthem for many long years
Prefer somewhere where water is liquid

Guess this heart's not really that loyal
Winters have done their job
Canada's a wonderful country BUT
That's no way to treat this old bod

Those Florida natives are all so lucky
Except for occasional hurricanes
Basking in a hundred and ten degree temps
Sure wouldn't hear me complain

Maybe I would, it's second nature for us humans
To complain about this and that
We're never satisfied no matter what's the deal
But love to go outside without a hat!