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THE TWEETEST PIE !?X

THE TWEETEST PIE !?X

SO SORRY . LITTLE GUY!
I DID WANNA PUT 
YA IN A NICE PIE !
BUT.YOU SMELT SO GOOD
THAT I JUST COULDNT WAIT!
SO I HAD TO BID YOU GOOD-BYE
YOU TASTED AS GOOD
AS YOU SMELT TO ME!
THAT WAS THE SWEETEST
TWEETY PIE BLOODY DELICACY
& YA TASTED FUCK N GREAT!
I SHOULD HAVE ASKED HIM
WHERE HIS WIFE & KID,S WERE?
COS, I COULD EAT ANOTHER 3!
SO ..SORRY MATE !

Tracy Timothy xx 
 

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