The Twelfth Day Of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas,

 My husband gave to me,

Twelve headache helpers,

Eleven buzzers buzzing,

Ten children screeching,                                                                 

Nine glasses braking,

Eight lights a-fusing

Seven crackers snapping,

Six oldies napping,

Five ----------broken ---------nails,

Four smoking pans,

Three bottles drank,

Two laddered tights,

And a paper crown slipping off my head.