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TWILIGHT TWEETIE !?X

TWILIGHT TWEETIE !?X

"I THINK I,M THE OLDEST TWEETIE PIE!
SITTING ON MY PERCH, WAITING TO DIE
I USED TO BE THE BRIGHTEST YELLOW
BUT NOW I,M A DINGEY GREY!
IT CANT BE FOR MUCH LONGER?
IT MUST BE ANY BLOODY DAY!
I DONT KNOW HOW LONG
I CAN HOLD ON FOR?
IN TWEETIE YEARS, I,M 104!
HANGING ON HERE, FOR DEAR LIFE !
AT LEAST I,LL BE WITH THE WIFE
I CANT COMPLAIN, I,VE HAD A GOOD LIFE
BUT ALL BEING WELL. IT,S HEAVEN NOT HELL?
I,LL JUST FALL ASLEEP, & NOT WAKE UP
THAT,S WHAT ID WISH, IN THE WELL
SO PLEASE HURRY UP!
I,M IN GOD,S WAITING ROOM
COS LIVING LIKE THIS AINT NICE!
I JUST HOPE. THAT IT,S SOON
MY LIFE HANGS, ON THE ROLL OF A DICE"!

Tracy Timothy xx

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