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THE ULTIMATE...PURR-FECT PUSSY !?X

THE ULTIMATE...PURR-FECT PUSSY !?X

THE ULTIMATE PUSSY DELIGHT
COULD GIVE YOUR PUSSY
SUCH A FRIGHT!?
PRESENTED TO YOU
"ON VALENTINE"S NIGHT!"
THIS..PUSSY GALORE 
WILL HAVE YOU 
SCREAMING FOR MORE
EVEN THO...IT,S
SUCH A STRANGE SIGHT!
IT WILL MAKE YOUR 
PUSSY PURR..WITH DELIGHT!?X
IT WILL BE JUST LIKE CAT NIP
YOU WONT BE ABLE TO GET
ENOUGH OF IT!
FROM THE BASE DOWN TO THE TIP
YOUR JUST GONNA LOVE
SITTING ON IT !?X & ENJOYING
THE MOST UNUSUAL.ULTIMATE!
VALENTINE GIFT X

Tracy Timothyxx

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Jason Lee

Haha LMFAO where did you get that piccy from hahaha kin quality Tracy :)

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Tracy Timothy

 AW TA DARLING X I KNEW YOUD LIKE IT 
PIC FROM GOOGLE IMAGES TYPE IN CATS PENIS LOL XX
SOME SIGHTS ON THERE THANKS FOR THE 5"S

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