Uncle Ole St. Nick

He dressed up just like Santa
 he even had four elves
 They walked into the toy store
 and calmly cleared the shelves

 They put the toys into bags
 then loaded them on the sleigh
 Climbed abord and grabed the reigns
 then they flew away

 They flew out to a neighborhood
 with Kids that had more need
 Gave away what was not theirs
 said rich people are full of greed

 Those with more should get less
 and this Santa said it's true
 Because you work hard everyday
 we take more away from you

 So they took out more in taxes
 Healthcare went all to hell
 Santa plans how to get more
 While he gently rings his bell

 Not Christmas now it's Holiday
 Politically correct makes me sick.
 We don't call him Santa no more
 He's Uncle Ole St. Nick