Poem -
UNDER-SEA...MACCY-D,S !?X
THEY PUT MC-DONALDS IN THE OCEAN !
& POUNDS ON MY FIN !
& I,VE GAINED SO MUCH WEIGHT
& HAVE TWICE AS MUCH SKIN!?
FILLET OF FISH FOR BREAKFAST
CHICKEN NUGGETS FOR BRUNCH!
ICE CREAM.EVERY HALF HOUR!
& A BIG MAC FOR LUNCH!
ENDLESS AMOUNTS OF CHIPSÂ
HAS PILED WEIGHT ON MY HIPS!
EVERY FLAVOUR MILK SHAKE !
ERIC SAID THE BED WILL BREAK!?
I,VE HAD TO REPLACE
MY NIPPLE COVERS WITH CLAMS
I LOOK MORE LIKEÂ
AN OLD BEACHED WHALE
& MC-DONALDS HAS MADEÂ
ME BREAK THE SCALES!?
& A FAT BITCH..IS NOW WHAT I AM !?X
Tracy Timothy xx
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The best of the best!! lol lol and one more lol xx!!One of my faves Trace!
LOL good one tracy !  and i love the pic -goes so well with the poem  tina x
thank you so much tina x found pic 1 st lol
Tracy, Tracy, Tracy, you are so funny!  I have said to you before about your pics, I think you are a master of imagery, and I think it inspires you in your writing many times lol!  Funny to see this because only the other day I watched The Little Mermaid with my 3 year old and she loved it, I have never seen it before and I was captivated.  Great movie, and yours ........ great humour!  Have to say the McDonalds hangover cure on a Sunday doesn't have the same appeal any more LMAO:)
WOW X RACHEL ! FROM 1 MASTER TO ANOTHER X I THANK YOU HON
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pretty freakin clever
THANKS TIM FOR YOUR COMPLIMENT X