UnSocial Media

 I don’t watch TV

but my phone is my face

half the day

 I am not a robot

but there is an

earpiece in my ear

 I love Face book

but it ruined my relationship

based on likes

 My child said something

but I had a text to read

 It’s called Social media

but I am not social to the extreme

I am tired of

carrying it around

I wish all the wires were inside me

(meanwhile back at the

giant tech company

there was a meeting

with the top surgeons)