The Upsies And Downsies

Life is full of “upsies” and “downsies”

When your “upsies” outnumber your “downsies”

You'll know coz you'll go around singing all day

If the reverse is true, you'll bite your neighbour's dog

Also best to hide all the knives

Lock your medicine cabinet filled with pills

And throw the key down the sewer

You can't be held criminally responsible

For setting fires in the mall

Or running naked through the streets

Yelling, “I want my Mommy”

So here's wishing your “upsies” are winning the battle

It's actually been a while since I've had to call for my Mommy

So there's still hope for me!