vamp

in the dead of the night, a dead man passed by.Dressed in a long cape and with long fangs in his  teeth worn like an accessory.another man as alive as one can be passed the same way.the undead man saw some fun in scaring the living man so he jumped in front of the other man 'Got some blood, I haven’t eaten in 10 days’ he said showing his fangs .the other man said something so frightening  that the undead vamp ran away!!!! Want to know what he said?he said ‘dear man I am a lawyer' Vampires suck blood only at night but lawyers suck blood at night as well as day so the vamp taught that clearly lawyers are more powerful!!!!