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VELOCIRAPTOR

Velociraptor finally grabbed Goldblum by the balls,
visited the wrong place with frequent toilet calls,
but then so many people ended up with a 'sore arse,'
a matter of time before all things came to pass.

There was a team meeting chaired by a pterodactyl,
but the thought of t - rex screwing was not practical,
velo took the minutes with prehistoric ages,
then released 'Trump' lookalikes from rusty cages.

There was interruption from an old diplodocus,
who had to ne restrained when he eased out his cock as
others looked on and made velo burst into song,
who said that he'd never seen a member so long.

Someone passed a motion which turned out a farce,
especially as it came from the cheeks of a brontosaurus.

 

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